Interest Rates on ARM Mortgages Are Adjusting… Lower???

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Customer B ends up saving $400 a month and buys Customer A’s house at a foreclosure auction for half of what Customer A paid for it in 2003. Customer A finds out and sleeps with Customer B’s really hot wife for revenge. Customer B and Mrs. Customer B end up getting divorced; she takes Customer A’s original house in the divorce agreement and moves in with her man-mistress (Customer A). Then the LIBOR rate jumps 5% and everyone loses their homes anyway. The end.

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(In case you don’t know what the LIBOR is, it’s just an imaginary number established by magical banking elves from the mythical land of England.)

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