I was looking for some organic bread mix from some local stores (I was searching online, of course) and ran across this.

Welcome to Trader Joe's – Your Neighborhood Grocery Store – Product FAQs

14. Will Trader Joe's products turn me into a superhero, a professional athlete or one of the great brainiacs of humankind?
Um…well…no. Sorry (seriously, we are because that would be neat). But they will hopefully make your taste buds tingle and leave you with a happy tummy – and wallet. Way better than being a superhero.

Too bad. I really want to be a super hero. Guess I'll have to start eating Wheaties (though I don't really believe their claims. Plus, have you seen Bruce Jenner lately? UGH.)…